after my sims wedding this guy stayed throwing rice in the living room for over a week and then died there, I couldn’t get him to leave.
LOVE ME DADDY!
…..Get off me child.
El oh el
Gordon Ramsay is my favorite.
I was expecting him to be cursing and yelling at them, oops.
think you should probably lose the my there, that’s the cougar’s house now
Who would believe you
my little brother came into my room and told me that there was water all over the bathroom floor so i got up and grabbed a towel and ran into the bathroom to find all of my water energy pokemon cards sprawled out on the floor this kid is 5 fucking years old and he got me
do you think this is a fucking game (because he does)
i DONT KNOW W HY IM LAUGHING S O HA RD A T THIS
PET ME, YOU STUPID FUCK
My dog York won’t do it for the vine by Wellington Boyce
His fucking eyes are gorgeous.
my friend Pete literally makes me cry with his snap stories
this is me, i am pete, love me
we love you pete