The thief survived with minor injuries and was arrested
Tracks
(Source: straightupangster)
(Source: ghostofcheney)
OH MY GOD APPARENTLY TAKING AN ARROW TO THE KNEE WAS AN OLD NORDIC SLANG FOR GETTING MARRIED
I THOUGHT THAT ALL THOSE GUYS IN SKYRIM HAD LITERALLY BEEN SHOT IN THEIR KNEES WITH ARROWS BUT I GUESS NOT
And at that moment, the foundation of that entire meme became something like this:
THAT EXPLAINS WHY MEN GO DOWN ON ONE KNEE WHEN THEY PROPOSE
OH MY GOD
mind is no longer existent is now blown
duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck
goose
(Source: forrever--youngg)
an epic trilogy
Walk into the library like whatup i got a weird cock
How to Scramble Eggs with Gordon Ramsay
1. he seems like a chill mofo to hang with
2. what the hell have i been eating my entire life
I know nothing of eggs it seems.
(Source: donnacabonna)
(Source: daydreaming6)
Oh god, not French.ANYTHING BUT THE FRENCH.
(Source: thedoctorloves221b)
Good day (:
